The farting man's posts

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First post

9/11/2041

I bought a 1997 BMW M3 E36 during 100 degeree weather but there was a blower fan resistor failure so i opened the windows but it did no use until I bought a Hampton Bay Minuet iii and shrank it and installed it on the ceiling but then it melted very sad so i had diarrhea on the wall

Second post

6/21/2069

I swallowed brake fluid from a Pagani Zonda R and now I have stomach problems oh no i turned into a brake help me and now my arms are carbon fiber and my internal organs got replaced with a 6.0-liter, naturally aspirated V12 engine from Mercedes-Benz AMG, specifically the M120 E60 AMG